Are you telling me that you're a "law firm owner" ....[I take it you mean solo practitioner] Mr. Texas Defender, and you don't understand what "mandated birth control coverage is?" Either you're lying like a rug, or everything I've heard about the Texas bar is crap. I call bullshit. Hell, you're probably not even…

Maternity leave is not the only reason people have to take off from work. My manager missed six months last year recovering from chemotherapy and a double mastectomy. Another manager missed at least a month while she had shingles. We're a small company (fewer than 20 employees) and we dealt with it. Maternity leave is…

SAME. Especially when they act like they're fucking Prince Charming for saying "Girls look better in sweats and no make up". UGHHHHHHHHH.

My dry skin doesn't appreciate being washed with soap every single day. And I've been told I smell like sun dappled happiness on my shower free days.

Psst...the men who say they despise make-up actually just like a specific kind of make-up. My ex used to compliment me on "looking so naturally pretty without make-up" when I was wearing foundation, blush, mascara, eye-shadow, and lip gloss. He thought mysteriously some days I just had naturally smooth skin and long…

Yeah, cuz they're the first to rag on you when you have a pimple showing or something like that.

I know, right? Every journey out the house is better when you spot a cat in the street and try to befriend it.

Man anyone who is against petting cats is a dealbreaker for me.

YES! I have a disconcerting habit of telling friends and family about parasites at inappropriate times/places. The CDC website is the bomb for parasite info.

My skin also prefers less detergent exposure. And I apparently have an earthy, floral scent like a spring garden.

Of course, a guy told me this at the gym, and it was pretty creepy.

I don't get the first one. Like, discussing Africa at length because one person is going there and the other person has never been? Everyone should get a turn to shine in convo

I used to live on a very cat-friendly street and many of the local cats would stop by and say hello to me. I'd chat to them, and some would sit in the geranium pot waiting for me. It got a bit crazy when three walked in the house, much to to chagrin of my cats and my cat-hating husband. Cat news is the best news.

I pet all the wandering mystery cats. It's how you get all the neighborhood news.

Most of the time, I'm just sitting on a park bench, step, wall, in my car, under a tree, or in a tree, and then some cat wanders into my lap, we hang out and snuggle, and I get all the news. Cats are cool like that.

Totally!

I hate men who despise make up more than I hate men who insist women wear it.

I think these two really stand out.

I was actually surprised to find myself agreeing with most of these.

I was doing really well with the list until "you don't shower daily". My dry skin doesn't appreciate being washed with soap every single day. And I've been told I smell like sun dappled happiness on my shower free days.

Dornan with beard is way hotter than without (almost everyone is) but, that said, clean-cut, boring dude in suit TOTALLY looks more like the guy who will jizz his mommy issues all over you and talk nonstop about his fucking contract.

I thought it was because Smith was dumb. Oh, so dumb. Like, that was the only layer that was in there. So he was sweet and devoted like a dog, and nothing else.