When 7 people go see this movie, I am just going to laugh my dick off. Better tie some string to it now.

I’m skeptical because she seems angrier at Hillary than at the man who allegedly raped her and that shit doesn’t sit well with me. I’m skeptical because she has contradicted herself so many times, and seems to only come out of the woodwork when Hillary is running for something. I’m skeptical because she doesn’t seem…

All I know is I will NOT be voting for Bill Clinton this November.

Why would I bother reading a book when I can just listen to the song?

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

Swollen butterflies.

Why does this television only get one channel?

White men getting offended over other people getting offended is the most pussy shit of all. Just fucking get over it.

The state of Oklahoma would disagree with you, if we could stop having earthquakes for long enough to type out a proper reply.

Obviously you power the WiFi with the windmills you can’t use to grill burgers... duh

She’s not wrong, but one of the reasons Americans don’t trust the government on vaccines is because they constantly hear that Big Pharma controls US vaccine policy, which is a blatant lie that Dr. Jill Stein is repeating. She is dog-whistling anti-vaxxers and for her to claim otherwise is laughable.

Hello! To clarify: I was not being snarky—quite the opposite.

I can’t believe Andrew Jackson agreed to be a part of that! Seems so out of character for him.

Along the same lines, I went to a caucus in Colorado that was near DU and hence Bernie won the district easily. But during the caucus you also get to...eh... caucus for things beside the presidential nomination. After Bernie’s supporters tallied up a big win, like 75% of them left for the remaining votes, including,…

Good thing he didn’t say that, then.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

He likes America like he likes his wife: Laying on her back, passive, not making a sound, not enjoying herself. Basically a flesh gym sock for him to flop spasmodically on for a minute or two occasionally because it’s her duty.

My boyfriend showed me a gay porn VR demo. It was whatever, gave me a headache; I was more focused on the shitty lime green curtains they had in the background.

A necrophiliac whose fetish is to be the corpse instead of the corpse fucker would be all over this.

It is actually said less to boys less because boys are less likely to come forward because of the stigma attached.