Wouldn’t it be easy enough to say, “Mom? Dad? I think we need to go to the store where you bought this and exchange it for a real one.” You all pile in the car, make the exchange, and are back at home in at most 2 hours. Of course with the gift certificate, profuse apologies and all that. Maybe ice cream on the way.…

This looks just like the PlayStation I got for Christmas. I thought it was an actual PlayStation. Am I missing something?

And now there is no money for soup or a winter jacket, or to pay the heat.

A simple mistake that now justifies a $1 million lawsuit? This guy should be grateful for the attention. What ever happened to “There’s no such thing as bad publicity”? But hey, if he can scam another $1 million out of the judicial system on top of that, why the hell not?

Oh so you were serious.

Wouldn’t it be easier just to build a giant hair drier contraption to keep the real Mount Everest warm?

Since Crimea actually WAS part of Russia until the 1950s, your analogy would be more appropriate the other way around — if Mexico was the dominant regional power and the U.S. its terminally corrupt and weak neighbor fragmented along ethnic lines, and Mexico decided to just reabsorb Texas which used to belong to it…

This makes me want to take a giant net and swoop these birds away so we can have clean skies again!

The first human to encounter a gorilla was probably the first human ever... just saying.