We had a cat who would steal anything wrapped in plastic. She’d regularly bring us McDonald’s toys from one neighbor’s garage, and when another neighbor renovated, she knicked their little bags of nails and screws!

it’s total BitGhazi.

If Hillary gets paid for speeches, she’s a greedy bitch. If she gets paid less, she’s a failure. If she goes away (to, say, walk in the woods) she’s ridiculed. If she writes a book. If she trips while on vacation. If she has pneumonia. If she wears makeup. If she doesn’t wear makeup. She’s the patron saint of Women…

There is nothing more beautiful that speaking truth to power AND achieving username/comment synergy.

What exactly was their strategy, accuse the judge of being anti-rape? Is that something that is a controversial stance?

Y’know, it’s generally not a good idea to piss off your judge, and this really seemed unlikely to go their way. I can’t really imagine what their strategy is here.

So much denim! So many poor choices!

This is what Bravery looks like.

Well he had cheated on me recklessly and got herpes. I did not. Phew, close one.

I keep hearing she was ‘overwhelmed by nerves,’ etc. I think it’s more likely that she’s dealing with PTSD- puking is a common symptom especially when reliving the event. It undermines the seriousness of the situation to say she’s just got charming ‘nerves’ or ‘stage fright.’

“As a bonus, this Ginzu steak knife!...hello?... he hung up again, Roy...”

The gun nuts demand that we treat this as a “success story” because an armed LEO on site killed the killer before he could kill others.

A clear backpack may stop that one kid from bringing in the bottle of rum he swiped from his parents’ liquor cabinet, but it’s not going to do a damn thing for a kid who is looking to hurt or kill as many people as possible.

I doubt we’ll learn anything we didn’t already know from the testimony. We’ll get Comey’s internal monologue but anything don’t already know is likely classified.

If history is any indication, a bankruptcy and a divorce.

Hamm was in one of my fave SNL sketches ever.

It was maybe forgivable to pay her less in S1 when she was, as you said, unknown. But when they saw what a fucking massive hit it was they should have at least brought her up to Matt Smith’s level for S2 if only for optics’ sake. Like, come on.

Off topic but I was just thinking about James Avery and how great a father figure he was for us teens of color. To all accounts he was equally great off set. I guess I just want to say screw Bill Cosby. Uncle Phil should get more love than he does.

If I hear anything that sounds like the wheeze of a Medela, my anxiety spikes.

That was the most triggering thing I’ve seen in a movie.