Maybe Khloe should follow the advice of many grandmas and find herself a “nice Jewish boy” instead of another basketball player. I don’t think the athletes are working out too well for her.

Y’know, not really my thing (although those wide leg pants look commmmmmfy).

I guess when it comes down to it the law prefers old money over new money.

Basically these people are guilty of being crass and cheap by offering straight up bribes. There’s a way these things are done in civil society... the nouveau riche are being punished is all. Us normal schmucks? The only thing shocking is people are upset by the whole thing.

Yeah, i’m pretty sure the “real tragedy” is Michael Jackson raping children.

Please stop defending him in any way shape or form. There are no mitigating circumstances with child molestation. He was a scumbag predator whose deeds rest solely on his own shoulders. Of course he had help-but no one was forcing him to destroy these boys’ lives.

So, this guy can’t make a speech that could be political at the school buuuuuuuuuuuut the school sends kids decked out in MAGA hats to a political rally.

MAKES SENSE.

This is literally why I’m never having children. I love and trust my partner, but he’s got a ton of subconscious Patriarchal Bullshit and I’m sure this learned helplessness nonsense would kick in eleven seconds after childbirth. And I’m enough of a control freak that I’d allow it, at least up until the point where I…

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA. Nobody said burqa. Hahahahahaha, of course that’s not necessary.  That’s a heathen muslim garment. Jesus loves you and wants you to have greater freedoms than those terrorists. But just, like, one or two more freedoms. Don’t go crazy with the freedom, young lady.

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

All problems with dogs stem from the fact that they are not cats.

When I was single, I remember talking politics with some guy I’d met at a party. He tried to call me out for something, and I sternly nailed him back with facts and data. I sincerely thought he was a jerk because of the way he smugly raised his objections to my argument and rolled his eyes. I walked away.

She could have owned a gun, but she couldn’t carry it on campus or in University housing.

It won’t work. Ask JFK, Ronald Reagan, and Gerald Ford**. All of whom were surrounded by people expert in the use of guns, and none who were protected by using those guns.

Ouch.

Jezebel’s Politics is flatlining. I have no idea why the invasive technology this site uses to sell me shit is more morally self-aware than Taylor Swift’s attempt to try and save her own fucking life.

It was just fractions of pennies.

Pretty appropriate gif, considering the nuns were using the same “Superman III” trick that the guys in Office Space tried to use.

It has come to my attention that Meghan McCain is married to some guy she just posted an Instagram of. I still think she should date Pete Davidson.

There’s a very good chance that a lot of people would still be alive today if Hillary Clinton - the supposed “Killary” many Americans feared - had been elected President.