??? I was a nanny for a long time and I have always had long nails. You just...wash your hands and use a brush under your nails real quick? Also...if you’re doing it right you don’t necessarily get poop on your hands...?? That’s what wipes are for? Maybe she wears gloves?? Who cares??! Sorry for all the question marks…

Too bad Trump was in FL, he missed his chance to run out there unarmed to stop the shooter.

I’m with you 1000000%. I am also with the people who made the point that it is horribly irresponsible to clone a pet when there are millions of unwanted animals in shelters that need homes. But I can also see how grief will drive a person to do very stupid things.

I’m a little disappointed how Babs gets treated with kid gloves by the writer for this ridiculousness. Millions of animals are euthanized every year and she’s throwing money at cloning dogs. Sorry, but she should be embarrassed by this.

The sure are, except when the employee is on record saying she initiated and pursued contact with the employer.

Sadly, I think they already are commonplace in most schools.

Judges gonna judge.

I’m glad for Dreyfus. I have breast cancer and its just hell on earth. I’m wondering why she still has hair, unless it’s a wig..mine fell out after my first chemo and two years later I am still not quite back to myself, (though my hair is!).

‘because of the Florida shooting’

Today’s WH press briefing was cancelled, ‘because of the Florida shooting’

Wish it were Eric and Don Jr

UK Update:

When you run into your 8th grade algebra crush at the bank.

I’ve been trolling the right wing sites this afternoon, and what’s mildly amazing (but shouldn’t be) is how the narrative that this is a fake news witch hunt has begun taking hold. People are legit arguing that Porter’s exes are all lying.

“But it was very sad when we heard about it, and certainly he’s also very sad now.”

This is bad kinja. Be more funny or be more serious.

Speaking of children. This cut for time SNL skit commercial is amazing.

Non-skating Nancy Kerrigan?

NO, MICHAEL BAE JORDAN IS MINE.