Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

Bitches get hard when they see ma ride. I know I know I could of purchase a Lamborghini but this BMW has something a new Lamborghini doesn’t have... Rust! Lots of fucking rust! I love it :)

So what do we think the next move is going to be? a) tearful apology about making light of a serious issue or b) doubling down and calling everyone dumb for not understanding their art? I’m leaning towards b.

Jessica Simpson.

Or to go with a current (if tired) theme on this site...

Looking forward to Tina Fey saying “Hillary, you did it, c*nt!” next year!

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

It could be representing a family with prior marriages in the picture. The family that posted their solidarity to old navy had 3 white kids and a black dad, so she got her kids from a former marriage.

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

This ad makes me angry because beautiful people piss me off. Them and their beautiful children. Stop #UglyGeocide #DontLitter #WaitNowImConfused

My take away from this article is that the type of person who leaves Yelp reviews are human garbage.

How do you know when someone is a vegan?

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years

he is “texting buddies” with Donald Trump

[UPDATE] I’m being told now by Matt Hardigree that the whole color-blindness thing was a ruse, and the real prank was that the seats were covered in the skin of my dead mother.

DON’T YOU DARE

replace “study and find work” to “physically dominate children” and I think you’ve nailed it!

I like to think there were signs. Just shooting shit in the locker room “When I was growing up I had a crush on Murphy Brown.” “What, dude?”

that the government and/or the medical establishment are attacking the family for their beliefs.

Uh. Government regulations that put huge responsibilities on one company, but none on another, that offer the same service, are the exact opposite of “free market.”