it would still have to be cheap af. Otherwise people will still pick the cheapest option

This is what taxi drivers (including myself, on Jalopnik even) said when Uber and Lift came and destroyed our industry. Why are taxis more expensive that either of those two “not transportation companies”? Because cab drivers for our company ACTUALLY made $25/hour. Because we were driver owned and so the driver’s…

Why isn't it an enduro/dirt bike? Obvs the better answer is something lighter, tougher, more nimble, more reliable, and that gets better gas mileage. 

Same lined grabbed me and now I'm listening to Roland instead of reading the rest of the article haha

But what if they named that dude Justin Bailey?

Boycotts are great, but I'm for a new industry wide rule that ALL LGBTQ porn films are shot in one of his hotels. 

I chipped a tooth on a cheeseburger once. Garbage teeth gonna garbage

Why couldn't this game feature a 250cc dirt bike? More reliable, better mileage, better handling.

Dude's been live from death row almost as long as I've been alive. Even if he did it, 40 years is a LONG sentence for murder. 

For anyone looking in Portland,

Lol at Friends. All In The Family worked in the 70s, the 90s (Married With Children), so why not the 10s. Every 2 decades they can bring it back until dumb white dudes aren't funny

No one's gonna point out her name is Patty?

Yes, definitely. Those strains will generally be advertised for their CBD content, because that's what "weed light" smokers are generally going for

Was looking for a Ben Affleck, “call me Donnie. Call me Joey. Please don’t go, girl” gif from Mallrats, but that movie and NKOTB were pre-gif, so no luck. 

I've done all the main and side quests in F4, but I still don't have close to everything. Granted, the game has become way too easy, even on survival, and I don't actually need/want more perks, but I think the idea you could 100% the perks is laughable

Also, I'd never show up with an 8 top. My favorite restaurant (Tanuki RIP) would refuse service to anything over a 4 top. "You can either be split into two tables, or you can leave." It was the best.

I'm really hoping there's a follow-up "what kind woke white are you?" quiz to go along with this. 

Take it from me, it's aight to be

Maybe I'm greedy, but if someone offered me $200k to rat out the richest man in the world, I'd certainly go to that bald bastard and be like, "what you got on this?" 

What confuses me (and logic is too much to ask for anyway, I'm sure) is that this was a response to immigration, from a man not born in that country, therefore an immigrant. He should have saved good people a lot of heartache, and just killed himself if he was so opposed to immigration