I'm still in my 30s and I just can't be asked 🤷

You know what makes sense? In Trump's phone, aka the anus from wence he shits all over Twitter, he has dude's number saved as "Tim Apple" I do this for people all the time because I'm horrible with names and context helps. This could have been a humanizing moment for Trump, if only he was a human, and not a festering…

Beginning of baseball season, so: A League of Their Own, Bull Durham, Major League. 

Are you fucking kidding? Have you seen Avatar? How does one make Sigourney Weaver come off that bland?!

Am I the only one who has more memories of "Back that Thang Up"? Thank the Box & MTV

That's brilliant. I absolutely love it.

If this ever happens to me, I hope that my wife finds someone else, and that everyone forgives me for taking a couple bottles of pills and checking out. Not trying to be this kind of burden to anyone

Same. Lost a little when it was healing, but what I had after 2 weeks I still have

Has he never seen ANY kids' movie about the founding fathers? George Washington having slaves + Thomas Jefferson having & raping slaves is rarely mentioned. To act like Lovecraft's racism makes him an unwelcome historical rewrite ignores the fact that we do this constantly

You're assuming the small government people travel. Why would they when they already have Walmart and Fox News at home?

Is Kristy Swanson right wing now? (I had to Google just to remember her name 😂)

Skyrim 🤦

My highschool sent me to the nurses office to shave at least once a week because my 5 o'clock shadow (at 1pm) was deemed to be out of dress code. I'm white, school dress codes are stupid af, and I've had a beard ever since

9. Earth

So, instead of answering my actual question, you ignored one of the parameters I clearly spelled out, and became outraged.

There are plenty of religions that believe thought is as bad as actions, but I'm an athiest, so I'm not claiming they're right/I believe in them. My point with having an *IF* exception is not about getting caught, it's questioning whether it matters what thing people masturbate to. Everyone sane is against the…

Here’s the thing: since the beginning of time, people have been jerking off thinking about their co-workers, classmates, exes, etc. *IF* these deepfakes aren’t uploaded online, is it actually worse than what everyone was already thinking?

According to the new (hilarious) Netflix show “the Fix”, Japan buys more adult diapers than baby diapers. This is no way to run a country

Trump’s about to tweet that Michael Harriot from the Root just co-signed on his ability to use the N word

Nailed it