“Try not to knock her up.” - SO MUCH this.

Pin this on the Republicans all you want, Dems played on this fear of black criminality as well. Private prisons skyrocketed beginning in Clinton’s era. Federal sentencing got tougher and continued to be discriminatory as well.

My ex owes 30k, and he’s supposed to provide health insurance and pay 50% of her medical expenses. He’s never done those last two.

I had a similar viewing experience as you. I was crying during the balloon scene. CRYING.

As long as I get a good, solid Diana out of Gal Gadot, I’ll be happy.

Those impaired driving announcements are to blame they always say to take a cab or a bus, they never specify how to take it or what to do with it afterwards

I’d like to see National Parks on money. Yosemite could be the $20, Yellowstone could be the $100, and the Grand Canyon could be the $10. Joshua Tree could be the $5 and Sequoia could be the $1.

I want Groucho on my money, but I know everyone would still argue.

it should be the $7.8 bill

I think the worst thing about Trump’s candidacy is he’s opened the racist-bigot-classist-sexist Pandora’s box. Now no one cares what vile thing is said anymore. If Trump was caught on tape with Romney’s 47% line, he’d create a fucking campaign video around it.

“I am a person. I have a person-ality. I take things person-ally, because I’m person-able. You can’t do those things when you’re not a person. And I am a person.”

BUT HOW HUMAN BE MORE THAN ONE IDENTITY SAME TIME? HOW WOMAN HAVE THOUGHTS? WHY WOMAN SPEAK? HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW MY NAME ANCIENT EMPEROR? TRUMP2016!

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

There should be a law allowing those of us with stomach issues the right to speed to the nearest bathroom available.

This would be deliciously funny if an innocent kid hadn’t been scarred for life. Fuuuck. Guessing the authorities chalk this up to an accident as per usual.

let’s call this whole Uber thing off.

FUCK these people and let’s let them lie in bed dying of meningitis and see if they refuse fucking medical care. Reminds me of my religious zealot cousin who refused to get prenatal care and insisted on a half-assed home birth but quickly raced her ass to the hospital when the baby wasn’t breathing and needed a…