I heard rumours that, early in his career, he dressed up in women’s clothes.

A: Emma Watson is fantastic. She is a shining gem and the fact that she’s basically becoming a real-life Hermoine Granger is just amazing. Go her.

if you went to a restaurant and the waiter came to your table and raped you, would you not inform the restaurant at any point? if an uber driver is assaulting customers, it’s very responsible for the victims to share that information with the business.

The sharing economy model leaves out that a fuck of a lot of people are frankly terrible, and we have created industries specifically to have oversight over people providing a service.

Please tell me you at least had a smirk on your face typing out that headline?

I actually think him fucking up the other girl’s name is a perfect end to this sad tale.

Obviously this isn't getting through but I'll say it. If a woman rejects you, you don't get to stab her, throw acid in her face, stalk her, terrorize her, or rape her. No is a hard word to understand, apparently.

Step 1. Don’t.

Oh, you think Polanski and Allen only had one victim? Ha, sure they did. Sure.

2 Questions... can I get $1,500 for 3 sets of Miata wheels and tires plus other "stock" parts? And IF I could... would the vehicle as it sits (plus added safety gear) pass 24 Hours of Lemons safety inspection?

Would daily drive.

For reals though. Fuck these guys for pirating software.

Oh, I can almost guarantee that these 30 students will be voting.

the quiznos cup

She bragged the other day about knowing more than I think she knows about sex. And I was like oh yeah? And she said yeah I know everything. I ride a bus, mom. So I asked her about anal beads.

That would be the next logical step, after this:

Which is why I say: The Future is Bakersfield! Seriously, think about it. Reasonably central, incredibly cheap, almost limitless amounts of gentrification potential, a funky downtown and some actually great restaurants, plus the Buck Owens Crystal Palace.

Rio Olympics motto:

As a precaution, the Australian teams have been instructed to “row the other way”.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.