Idk why, but missing that call seems like the worst part. That feeling of “what if I would have answered?” is going to haunt her forever.

All of this reminds me of riding a 50cc 2-stroke moped

That is hilarious. I really didn’t know Russia had a sense of humor,but that’s brilliant.

You know what rhymes with “Lear”and “clear” and has the meaning he was intending, but that wouldn’t be offensive? “Weirds.” As in people who are weird, odd, etc.

My 5 year old: “I wanna play Mario 3"

Same. My kids love it too.

Cream though. Ginger Baker (who later played with Fela Kuti) ruled hard enough to mostly make up for the Clapton aspect

I would give my left foot for them to take Oregon (or at least Portland) with them, too. The bionic one canadian healthcare would pay for would probably be better anyway

Wanna renounce it? Donate 100% of what you made on those films to a survivors non-profit or gtfo with that bullshit

If anyone is ever, EVER, pointing a gun at you, do NOT ask sarcastically if they are going to shoot you.

Rap snitches, tellin all they business, see em in court, be their own star witness, do you see the perpetrator, yeah I’m right here...

Boring crossover, boring crossover, cool cars not coming into the US, cool cars only coming in automatic, beige, beige, accidental cool car making it into the US market while all of us complain it’s underpowered or overpriced.

And your B button is kinda sticky because your mom picked up the console at Goodwill

I live in Oregon. Top shelf 1/8ths can be had for $15.

Don’t want a child? Get a vasectomy, or don’t put your penis in a vagina. This shit isn’t that complicated

Just read this after getting off the phone with my dad, talking about my grandfather’s ‘38 hudson terraplane. Dads and cars is always a great combo. Thanks for the excellent read

I think technically an ethical dilemma. But I’ve taken an undergraduates worth of philosophy classes, and I still use them the same way I do “motor” and “engine”