Don’t ever take a philosophy class, goddamn trolly problem might make your head explode.

This is a huge problem with “life without the possibility of parole” sentences. Who wouldn’t rather run? If there’s literally zero incentive to have good behavior, why not bolt?

Uh, you on that Round Planet yet? Totally the best. #armstrongwedgewood

You know who’s the most loved rapper by all the white people I know? Kendrick. Followed closely by Killer Mike. But I’m an old, who grew up on Public Enemy and Rage Against the Machine. IDK what the kids are doing

Loot boxes seem like such a generational thing. I’m an old and if a game is great and has the option to just grind for good shit, I’ll do it forever. Still has an addictive quality, but it only burns through time.

Currently own two Mazdas, the “new” one is a 2011. This is the most on point comment for me. See you in 2024 lil buddy!

My money’s on Gambino.

My family thought we were Italian. Turns out great-granpa was Mexican and just didn’t want to be fucked with. Didn’t know till genetic testing but I get it.

It’s even weirder for motos. They have to take the pump off the handle, and hand it to you, so you can do it yourself.

I think Fox makes too much Family Guy money to fuck with Orville.

Move to Oregon. Never have to pump your own gas, and gas stations don’t have TV’s since the only ones who would ever see them are gas station employees

Oh, did you watch that episode of The Orville, too? I’m pretty surprised at how great that show is turning out to be.

In the US, no one knows what dogging is (unless they watch 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown. Like me). To be fair, if an attractive black dude is dogging, and I’m dogging, I might try and talk to him. My bad.

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A friend pulled up to the bar in her new f500abarth the other night. It sounded better than any other car I will ever be able to afford. I don’t even care how it drives, handles, performs. I would buy it just for the exhaust note

If Trump banned tax exemptions for ALL religions, I might be okay with every other fucked up thing he’s come up with. Think of how much premium property would be available if those fucks had to pay property taxes

I am so jealous of countries that give even half a fuck about their citizens

Same, though I’d be 6779

This was a great read. I’m broke as all hell, but update this with a link to a GoFundMe and I’ve definitely got $10 on it.

Can’t wait for a hurricane somewhere with proper metric wrenches.