I’m still click clacking on the IBM mechanical keyboard that came with my computer in 1999. It never bothered breaking, so I never bothered throwing it out

The best part of this whole rant?

Great read, but I think you mentioned simple carbs here:

You’re very wrong about marijuana usage, but it’s chill. If you have google you can learn more about refining opium.

Ummmm

I seriously learned this could happen thanks to a Canadian TV show for teens. Because an American education doesn’t get you as smart as a Canadian entertainment.

You obviously never watched Degrassi: TNG, or this wouldn’t be news.

Deadlines are so important to me that I impose them on myself when working on a project. “The best I can do by this date, then I’m putting it out in the world and not giving a fuck.” Without them I just over think everything to death

I donated my comic book collection (of thousands of comics) to my buddy’s daughter because I couldn’t be bothered to sell it all off. Totally get it. Still stoked to profit off it, though!

I buy and resell from Goodwill as a side hustle (mostly musical gear). While I’m trying to search for money makers, I also buy board games, clothes, furniture, etc that I wouldn’t buy if they knew what 80s Yamaha keyboards were worth.

You could EASILY find space for a diesel generator in the back of that thing. Range anxiety: over

Scout. International. Do it.

That town was also the basis for Northern Exposure, a show that doesn’t get nearly the credit it deserves

Then why the fuck are you here?

I would commit so many more crimes if the “punishment” was continuing my already pleasant, child-free lifestyle

Oregon has a horribly overtaxed dhs system, and they don’t add more kids to it lightly. I think there’s a lot more going on in this situation than is being reported

Otherwise, I fully agree. But as someone who did get a great handjob while watching a godawful movie at a drive-in, I will demand you qualify your complaint to car-less outdoor movies

DRIVE INS THO

Would attacking the Mid-West actually be a problem? Asking for a coastal friend...

I owned two taxis. Both Scion xBs that hit more than 200,000 in any given two year span. Let me know if you want me to pull up the service records on those. Oil changes every 2.7 weeks might be great to read if you can’t sleep