Switches, obviously. Driving needs to be more like Han Solo piloting the Millennium Falcon

My parents were moving from PA to CA, with my Mom’s VW bug and my dad’s custom Chevy van (he had a business installing stereos/waterbeds/etc in the mid 70s, and he swares he quit doing it because “they took the good stuff out of the glue”).

We were never, ever cool. And anything that accidentally presented as cool, was actually just the cool 1% of us, being backed by some toothpaste company that wants to convince you that you need their product

Crushing so hard on that blonde with the shaved head. Killing me, girl!

As a former taxi driver who left the biz because I became tired of talking about multi-national gypsy cab companies and because I was worried about the future of self-driving cabs, this game seems totally built for me. But at the same time, why would I want to play a game that just emulates the stress my friends and…

“I got something to say, I killed your baby today, and it doesn’t matter much to me, as long as it’s parts aren’t sold like some chop shop in Brooklyn”

“Brains for dinner, brains for brunch, brains for breakfast, brains for brunch, brains for every single meal, why can’t we get some guts?”

My old roommate stayed out drinking till 2am, came home and slept till 8am, got pulled over for speeding (running late to work) just before 9am, and still had enough booze in her system to get a DUI, nearly 7 hours after her last drink.

An annulment means the marriage never happened, therefore, it couldn’t end.

100% of marriages end in death or divorce. Acknowledging and planning for eventual entropy is worth it, but wording is not.

I had a mirage as a rental car, in Puerto Rico where everyone drives as if it’s their first time behind the wheel. It was actually incredibly entertaining. I felt completely engaged, because if I wouldn’t have been, I’d either be dead, or at the bottom of a hill. It really made driving interesting and challenging in a…

I love this. This is at least the dozenth artist The Muse/Jezebel has turned me on to. Thanks for the excellent recommendations

Is that Harry Potter’s muggle uncle?

But what about Bird on a Wire?!

I would assume the biggest mistake would be not buying a Miata

I’m excitedly preparing for the Oregon event this year

I like Joey...uh, Matt. The other guys I don’t really get personalities out of. I do watch it and I do like it, but I feel like it’ll get a lot better when it’s not just Joey and some guys

Came here to post this, but I would have gone with a CVCC model

I’d recreate this

Dear Doctor: last night I smoked weed with a couple of nurses. The fact that they don’t kill you today for your arrogant attitude is probably residual from that left over weed. Dont worry, they’ll still work harder than you, for less money.