I’m 6'4". I didn’t get really comfortable until I got a zg1000. But I think a lot of newbs feel safer in an upright riding position

Ninja 250 is totally the best answer, but don’t forget “but I want an Enduro” (tw200) and “I want to be comfortable” (tu250x)

It shouldn’t be that strange, since this is a city park up in Portland: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portland_International_Raceway?wprov=sfla1

Part of me thinks he’s doing his job perfectly, distracting us from more important things. But I frankly don’t think anyone involved is smart enough to come up with a plan with that many steps.

What the fucking fucking fuck?! Are we all fucking dead? Is this fucking hell?

I had an xt550. Great bike, but really uncomfortable on long rides. Can’t imagine doing more than 100 miles on it at a go.

That would be awesome, but since OR and WA have been arguing about who’s going to pay for an I5 bridge for the last 20 years with no resolution, I can only imagine the hyperloop would just dump everyone into the Columbia

I assumed this was going to be used to install a subway! Wtf, Seattle?

My wife and I are adopting, and at some point will be creating a new last name that the whole family would use. I suggested the kids should be able to pick, and my wife said, “oh, so we’re going to be The Batmans?”

One can never drive too fast, if their goal is to escape Fresno

Totally. I thought everyone did this?

I grew up in Fresno, in the 90s, and everyone either wanted to be (or date) Sad Girl. It was a beautiful time to be alive.

I had a taxi driver friend who was one point a way, and they literally just took a couple months off work, got a new part time job, and waited till things calmed down before going back to driving.

I once owned a full size Chevy van with “no fat kids” spray painted in red on the side of it. The roof was gold, and the sides were whatever color of spray + house paint my friends and I had in our various garages.

That comfy Moto should be a dirt bike to take camping. Must have.

In America, the M in BMW stands for “Meh”

Do not buy that v8. You’re too young for a v8, as evidenced by the four speeding tickets you’re going to get next year. Also the time you did a 180 mile drive in 1 hour 45, with more people than seatbelts in your car. Because that 100+ mph average was REAL dumb.

They definitely had government collusion in Portland, however the city council member and mayor weren’t seemingly bothered by the $1000 fines.

We had an app (curb) running two years before Uber came to our town. Right now we’re losing simply because we can’t compete on price.