The answer is always...

VEHICROSS!!!

Haha, I'm such a drummer.

Ah, the 70s. Did you notice how the woman went straight for the passenger side?

Two Linda Hamilton movies in one AOTD (she plays the foxy hooker in Mitchell; our hero spills his beer on her). This will only ever happen once in the course of human history.

And pork, I fucking love me some pork!

They do have really good cigars. So, there's that..

Lies. It's never, ever Lupus.

Not really, but you don't want to run into a pig with low blood sugar. They get shooty.

Yes, KillerBee, but he didn't specify what kind of people....

Comes with special "Graboid" suspension parts.

Reading these comments I'm glad I'm not the only one who'd enjoy eye-for-eye punishment for animal abusers. There are so many people who leave animals that they owned to starve, or outside with no way in for so long, I'd love to see the same done to them. That goes doubly for this asswipe and the people who put the…

Max A/C? Reminds me of this:

Can't tell if he's turning or downloading something...

Especially after the Motor Law :P

There's a reason Rush wrote a song about it...

Keep in mind, U-Haul does NOT guarantee reservations. It is very likely that you may show up on a busy weekend only to be told that the truck is not there for you, and they will fault the the previous user. Your reservation fee is gone, and you have to wait even 2 days. Go with a company that will guarantee the…

We used to

Motorized automatic seatbelts. Before airbags were fully embraced this seemed like an intelligent way to get occupants to have at least some sort of automatic/passive protection. Better than nothing, though not nearly as good as normal 3-point manual belts. Fun note: Some cars had both motor-mouse belts AND airbags.

Google Search on my Galaxy Nexus was horribly slow. Sometimes it would take a full minute to come back with the results. I even went as far as wiping my phone, but it was still slow. After yesterday's Google Search update, I'm getting results back instantly. I think Google fixed whatever was causing the slowness.