I know, right? Needs nothing. Just burger and bun. Maybe cheese. Because cheese. But anything else just messes with the experience.

You know what makes an awesome burger and complies with your heavy salting requirement? Old Bay.

I took that to mean he was flying from O’Hare to Midway.

“Electric vehicles aren’t real cars, until we make one.” - Bentley

You sound like a wine critic, if the wine was made from the finest bull milk.

If you do, in fact, find that it tastes like moose ejaculate, please publish a follow-up explaining to us how you know what moose ejaculate tastes like. Journalistic integrity demands it.

See, now you have to do it. But wear sunglasses and a hat. That way if you make a fool of yourself they won’t recognize you the next time you go there.

Yes. I think they can get this ready to meet the 2021 F1 regulations by then.

So apparently you can buy a case of the stuff on their website. Maybe Jalopnik should order a case to see if it really exists? I’d do it myself but I’m, uh, doing the low-carb thing. They also have a wide variety of logo apparel you can buy... or at least computer-generated images of said apparel...

Improved aerodynamics therefore increasing terminal velocity when dropping it out his bedroom window?

If you carefully reread what I wrote, I said he was right in that particular case.

So I understand what you were going for with that assembly line photo. And also, for the record, in this case you are right. Both trucks are basically the same. However, your assembly line argument is not really valid. Just because two products come off the same line does not mean they are identical. It just means the…

I agree that might be a worthwhile change. But that’s not what you said originally.

Watch the video in this article. You may change your mind about that.

Again, that’s pretty much how the whole auto industry works. Car manufacturers dictate prices far more than the parts manufacturers do. They have that kind of leverage. They do the same to machine builders and equipment suppliers. Very few, if any, make money by directly selling to the car manufacturer. They sell at a…

That’s pretty much how the whole automotive industry works, in a nutshell. Somehow other suppliers make it work (usually). Lucas happened to be spectacularly bad at it.

So it’ll look like a fat Mustang with a slight lift kit. Swell.

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