Well...

You’d have to be both blind AND high on some sort of halucinogen to mistake this car for a Solstice.

A Vette that will only do 26mph should easily fit under the $5000 budget.

Are the windshield wipers like bat-nipples?

From the Craigslist ad: “Only selling because I need an A380.”

Makes me feel old when I realize that we are now farther in time from the year this song was released than 1979 was then. (1993-2018, 25 years vs 1979-1993, 14 years)

Well I didn’t know his name off the top of my head, and that was the only role I knew him from so I did the best I could. No offense to TGWPR. 

Standard & Poor’s gives this one a CCC: extremely speculative, non-investment grade (AKA junk bonds)

Right? Berry was a brilliant and perfect choice for that role. Also, did you catch that the guy who played Richmond also voiced a character?

Eh, true but it’s not out of the question. I don’t have sensors on my autocross wheels/tires. A second set of sensors is like $200+. If you swap wheels frequently that can add up to a large amount of dollars very quickly. Summer tires, winter tires, track tires, autocross tires... runnin’ from the cops tires...

New exhaust w/ cat delete = check engine light.

It all starts with this guy getting kickbacks for prescribing a 90 day supply of OxyContin for a pain that goes away naturally in a week.

The Wright Brothers did all the inventing in their bicycle shop in Dayton. They brought the plane to Kitty Hawk, NC to take advantage of the naturally high winds of the dunes of the Outer Banks. The first flight took place there. Afterwards, the subsequent refinement and development of improved models was conducted…

Reverse: So proud of my hometown, Dayton, Ohio! Famous for three of the most important inventions of the 20th century! The airplane, the starter motor, and that pull tab on your pop can. We’re also #1 in opioid addiction!

Mathis Saltygrip, Yoda’s nom de plume is.

There’s only one B-movie where this would fit right in...

Dammit. Now I’m hungry for honorable pie.

Really? I don’t know about China, but how many of those NA startups have actually made and mass-produced a car? One?

Really? I don’t know about China, but how many of those NA startups have actually made and mass-produced a car? One?

To a cowboy, traditionally, a “dude” is a derogatory term for city-slicker, one who is unfamiliar with the Way of the Cow.

It’s a family name.