Well...

You’d have to be both blind AND high on some sort of halucinogen to mistake this car for a Solstice.

A Vette that will only do 26mph should easily fit under the $5000 budget.

From the Craigslist ad: “Only selling because I need an A380.”

Makes me feel old when I realize that we are now farther in time from the year this song was released than 1979 was then. (1993-2018, 25 years vs 1979-1993, 14 years)

Standard & Poor’s gives this one a CCC: extremely speculative, non-investment grade (AKA junk bonds)

Eh, true but it’s not out of the question. I don’t have sensors on my autocross wheels/tires. A second set of sensors is like $200+. If you swap wheels frequently that can add up to a large amount of dollars very quickly. Summer tires, winter tires, track tires, autocross tires... runnin’ from the cops tires...

New exhaust w/ cat delete = check engine light.

It all starts with this guy getting kickbacks for prescribing a 90 day supply of OxyContin for a pain that goes away naturally in a week.

The Wright Brothers did all the inventing in their bicycle shop in Dayton. They brought the plane to Kitty Hawk, NC to take advantage of the naturally high winds of the dunes of the Outer Banks. The first flight took place there. Afterwards, the subsequent refinement and development of improved models was conducted…

Reverse: So proud of my hometown, Dayton, Ohio! Famous for three of the most important inventions of the 20th century! The airplane, the starter motor, and that pull tab on your pop can. We’re also #1 in opioid addiction!

Mathis Saltygrip, Yoda’s nom de plume is.

There’s only one B-movie where this would fit right in...

Really? I don’t know about China, but how many of those NA startups have actually made and mass-produced a car? One?

Really? I don’t know about China, but how many of those NA startups have actually made and mass-produced a car? One?

It’s a family name.

I had to check the author’s name to see if this was one of those new “Hot Takes” articles...

If you like it, buy it, drive it. Fuck what anyone else thinks. #formerptcruiserowner

Tread lightly, my friend. Puns like that are likely to deflate your ego.

Signal flares are standard equipment in all Chinese SUVs sold in America. For calling for help when they inevitably break down.

13. Run a truck full of Coors from Texarkana to Atlanta in less than 28 hours.