We used to have one...

This comment was... something wonderful.

I just assume that any time a car salesman opens his mouth, he’s lying. Finance guys aren’t far behind. But, BS story or not, he makes a valid point in this case.

I hope someday my misfortune is featured on Jalopnik so that others can make light of it. It’s only fair.

Someone told her not to worry about the car catching fire since she’d be underwater on her loan.

You should try it. But don’t go overboard. A little dab’ll do ya.

Disagree. Bad movies are fine to remake, in hopes that it can be made good. Good movies should not be remade without prior approval.

Here’s what that exact car looks like today. Weep for our future.

I remember Pepperidge Farm. Goldfish crackers? Still a thing.

Whatever. Either one looks better than black on a dark green car. If you’re now going to tell me that this particular car is not dark green, but some other shade of green... well... you can just (Michael) Fux off.

It’s pronounced “fooks”.

McLaren was originally going to fit it with black wheels, but he demanded chrome wheels instead.

Cheese curds are a Wisconsin delicacy. If you’ve never tried them, you must. No one does cheese like a Wisconsinite.

store sign that literally just says “jazzercise.” Which is delightful!

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I thought that might have been this spot, but maybe not. ‘Merica.

Yeah, I learned that the hard way. Thankfully, I found a decent divorce lawyer.

Clearly you’ve been thinking this through for quite some time. I surrender to your superior logic. Just save me one with sprinkles.

You get to carry a gun. Solves both problems. And you get that whole box of donuts to yourself.

He’s a politician. This is one of the guys in charge of government budgeting. You can’t expect him to be an expert in things like math or numbers.