I like to think of the New Testament as the MCU and Old Testament as Fox’s X-Men universe. So Moses was not an Avenger, but he was out there freeing the Jews from Egypt under En Sabeh Nur.

Crafted into the title like 2 Fast 2 Furious? Or Trans4mers?

As long as we still have grape soda in the future, everything will be ok.

You need to readjust your time machine. You’re responding to a month old post.

Dodge Demon roadster

They’re a big pile of often contradictory tales. If someone looks long and hard enough, he or she can find any evidence to support just about any position.

Acura makes a wagon?

Checked my wallet. No money. Punched the guy in neighboring cube and took his instead. City level here I come!

I got all depressed when I read this, and jumped off a building. But I’m back. Must have had another guy.

I saw this pop up this morning:

Argument against: If true, I must be a character in the most boring video game in all the universes, Cubicle Drone III. Whoever is behind my controller must be asleep already.

Thew drew him more like Danny DeVito than Bruce Campbell.

They started a project like this in Ohio in 1972. They still haven’t finished.

Blu-ray

Into Darkness wan’t disappointing enough for you?

Pfft. Guaranteed something like that wouldn’t last more than one season.

That officially makes it a “feature”, not a bug.

It’s Rey’s. Finders keepers, losers weepers.

Not exactly. She handed it to Luke, but he didn’t take it.

Nobody “loved this as a kid”. This was the car my Mom drove during her midlife crisis. Until it fell apart. Then she got a Miata.