At this point, I was so consumed with rage and frustration that I drove off the road, onto a median, let the car stop by bumping into a tree,

Well, our current selection of presidential candidates is a joke, so we’re getting there.

As long as they keep the Scion (current) front fascia that’s on it now and never, ever update it to that abomination that’s coming for the 2017 model, I’m in.

Musk’s real plan for those “efficient” babies:

Well-played, sir. Well-played... Although it makes more sense for him to be Tony Stark in this case. They are both wealthy, egomanical assholes.

Chris and Matt are Iron Man and Captain America. Everyone else is... Black Widow and Hawkeye.

I hope they pick somewhere warmer than Hoth this time around. Chewie gets cold, you know.

I-4 is part of the Interstate Highway System. It is not a indication of where it goes. Same reason there are “Interstate” highways in Hawaii, even though they all stay on one island.

He actually died December 31st, rose again three days later, and ascended into Heaven once the album was released. Common misconception.

You know what’s even better? Google considers “ray wert dragon” a common enough search to show up toward the top of the suggestion list...

Everybody knows that.

I thought this was the most boned car in the world?

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Would you care to educate us on all the times Megan Fox was passed over for a well-deserved Academy Award, and not just put into a movie to increase the overall tits & ass ratio?

Who?

Frunk.

If avoiding sexual objectification was the goal, surely someone other than Megan Fox would have been cast. I don’t really think she’s good for much else.

His friends warned him he might be barking up the wrong tree.

ever since Kenny created the toy/cartoon property in the mid-’80s

If Hollywood/TV really listened to what “the internet (cough, cough i09)“ thought, we’d have 12 seasons and a movie trilogy of Firefly, and Gotham would have been done after one.