That’s ok. You can keep them. You can bring us more Alfas, though, if you like.

Goddamn fahrvergnügen. Always trying to unpimp my ride.

Nope. Just the FourTwo.

Swiffers are expensive, so I just stopped cleaning stuff.

At least he didn’t name his other company, which launches phallic objects into space, something juvenile like “Space Sex”. Oh, wait...

Actually they did. There’s a disclaimer in the poll that says that NERC has the final say in naming the boat. They are well aware of how the internet works. The poll is nothing but a publicity stunt, which worked brilliantly.

Boaty McBoatface

when the automatic transmission overheated

Meh. If he hits the wall he can just press Y to rewind... right?

It looks F-able. I’d definitely truck it.

It has been pointed out by others that the photo of the damaged car shows a Fiat Strada, a small pickup, while the photo of the car leaving the scene is a Fiat Uno.

Actually, by strict definition, it very well could be a UFO. If we ask ourselves if it is:

Good news: FR-S is now a proper 86! :)

They get paid either way, so I didn’t figure them in.

Yacobucci described a difference in interpretation between the EPA and SEMA as being the heart of this matter.

\m/ \m/

Nah, crack pipe all the way at that price. But I do love the car.

Look at all the holier-than-thou stick-in-the-muds on this forum. There are far more egregiously tasteless PTs out there. This one ain’t bad. I would hoon the fuck out of that thing. Did you know that those flames were available from the factory? I would show up to an autocross wearing a wig and leopard-print spandex…

Elio announced that it will sell 100 of its pre-production models to fleet customers and take the information it gets from the preliminary sales to better improve future customer models.

You’re gonna rally-x a brand new $30,000 sports car? You’re a braver man than I. And probably richer.