radbarchetta
RadBarchetta
radbarchetta

I’m kind of happy just knowing that they exist in the MCU, and that perhaps Tony Stark regularly wears Iron Man Underoos under the suit.

I want one so bad it’s giving me a beiging hard-on.

Yes, if you don’t murder once, how can you ever come to the conclusion that murder is bad? That’s how morality works, right?

I like to think it was Deadpool himself who drew the little sketch of himself.

I know, right? Can’t people just jerk off to an eclipse quietly anymore?

In other news, a man was arrested for masturbating on an Alaska Airlines flight last Tuesday.

Great looking car whose design has aged very well, rare to find in good condition with low miles, and the Q is definitely the one you want. However, I went shopping for these not too long ago and this one is waaaaay overpriced. Despite all the cool things about it, they just aren’t in demand. This car probably won’t

the biggest nuclear meltdown since Chernobyl.

I know.

Exactly!

Studio execs wouldn’t green-light it unless at there’s at least one character in a spandex jumpsuit and cape or no less than three explosions. Just preparing your expectations.

I wonder if the metric equivalent is a soccer field?

The use of “football field” as a unit of measurement hurts my brain.

Why are you biased? Are you his mother? Or Charlie Day, himself, perhaps?

Trump to Cuomo: “Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.”

Dibs

the classic sandspeeder from A New Hope.

If ever there was a son-of-a-bitch politician that would just say anything to get a vote...