Very funny. Married people go plenty of places... soccer practice, Chuck E. Cheese, PTA meetings, emergency room... suicide prevention support groups.

I think I do. The long hood looks a little goofy with the top off. But put a hard top on it, and it looks like a grand touring coupe, like a Mercedes-AMG GT. Not quite the fastback look, but it’s getting closer.

Considering it looks pretty much the same as any other Aston Martin made in the last 15 years or so, I’d say it looks... fine. Just like all the others.

Can’t believe it costs that much and doesn’t even come with whale penis leather seats.

I was talking about the horse.

They still haven’t improved on the bombs that thing drops.

Don’t forget where that one came from, either...

I’d have to respectfully disagree. I’ve had two older ones in my family. The first was a bland, boring, and silver base model. The second was a bright yellow OZ Rally edition. While it was no better or worse than the first one, it was the first car I ever took to an autocross, and successfully tricked my wife into…

Too late for me. I got married while demand was high and supply was low.

I just broke down and got the 55 gallon drum instead. I mean, hell... free shipping.

I just broke down and got the 55 gallon drum instead. I mean, hell... free shipping.

If he is homeless, this is a brilliant move on his part. He’s saving us all from our uncontrollable desire to risk our lives speeding, and at the same time assuring himself three hots and a cot. If he’s lucky, he might even get some buttsecks out of the deal.

so why is wall street down for the year?

I’m gonna Leaf this one alone and Bolt right outta here.

Exactly!

That’s not a 4C, it’s a 911 with foglights. Still... looks great to me.

It’s funny that you think that, because if movies were presidential candidates, the Transformers series would be Donald Trump. While we’re on the subject, here are a few more:

None... or so they say. <puts on tin foil hat>

Redacted.

Because... dolphins prefer something more uptempo?

That’s surprisingly accurate. Every time I hear it mentioned... well, both times I’ve heard it mentioned... I recalled it being the name of an unremarkable concept car a few years ago, I think, and my next thought was “I wonder when they’re going to put that into production? What? It’s been in production for how long?…