I prefer “Team Flarrow”.

That’s kind of how trailers were back then. They weren’t the little mini-movie teaser stuff we get today.

Well put. Not every detail has to be explained. Our personal experiences and imagination filling in the gaps is part of what makes great movies great.

I cannot be stressed enough how much John Williams’ score contributed to the success of this movie. You could almost watch it without dialog, and just let the music tell the story.

I’m not going to get into an argument here, but it really isn’t silly once you consider that “New England” refers to a specific group of states, not a climate zone or cultural region.

I’m going to assume you’re being funny here.

New York isn’t part of New England, but ok, it can still get hot there in August.

The exercise will also help keep her body temperature up. Besides, for all we know, this part of the movie takes place in August, and Metropolis is actually in Florida. It might actually be Batman you want to feel sorry for. Can you imagine wearing that outfit in 90 degree heat, 100% humidity, and a big fire blazing…

John McClane?

Don’t worry. There’s a nice campfire nearby to warm her up.

Hey, I’ve got the perfect person to play a young Harrison Ford! He’s done it once before! Why not River Phoen... oh, yeah. Crap.

You never know, she might grow up to be a Nismo.

This one just got put on eBay with a rebuilt title, and is “third-owner ready” now. The second owner was the insurance company.

Just imagine how fast we’ll all be getting our pizzas delivered, though.

Psst. That’s the flex pipe. The catalytic converter is on the other end. ;)

Need to hide a blood stain? Don’t wash it out, cover the clothes in used motor oil! It may not fool the crime-sniffing dogs, but it will really mess with the Luminol tests!

Sonic Spatula

The spot free rinse at the place near me works fantastic. No need to chamois at all. Here’s another tip, though: You don’t need to spot-free until the very last thing. Use the regular rinse to get everything off, then switch to spot-free for a final once-over. I normally use whatever time I have remaining with the…

She understands Droid?

Points for the Tron reference. But a 90 degree turn doesn’t have to have a radius of zero.