If you are destroying your rotors while drilling out those bolts, you’re doing something wrong.

Yup. They are only there to hold the rotor on while the car is on the assembly line. After that... useless. Not sure that really counts as a “design flaw” though, since it’s intentional.

I see you’ve played knifey-Saaby before.

No, not in the year 2015

Since when has “Irish” been a race?

I see it! (Sometimes Kinja doesn’t display it right away. Reloading the page usually helps)

This is Jalopnik, not Fishlopnik.

In the vast majority of cases, if one kidney fails, they both fail. So holding onto one as a “spare” is a pretty poor reason for not being a donor. When you donate one, the other grows to twice its size, taking over the total function of both. Plus, if you’re a donor and do end up needing one for some reason, you move…

Found it. Now, what about love?

Don’t know about where you live, but around me, 25 in a school zone is still speeding. So not only would those people be going too slow for normal hours, they are going too fast for restricted hours. Double fail!

Driving too slowly? Bet humans don’t get pulled over for that too often.

Shh! Don’t let Ralph Nader hear you say that!

Relocate your battery from your engine bay to your trunk.

Perception, not reality, is what drives sales.

I’d say you got lucky, and should not expect that to happen every time.

I guess you could try it, but by the time he gets back, he’s already written the ticket.

Yup. Maryland does, at least. If you don’t have insurance on record with the state, you’ll be getting a letter in the mail asking for proof. If you can’t produce it, you’ll be getting another letter asking for a check.

How long do you think the cop will sit there and wait for you to “find” your card after he asks for it? I’m thinking you better be pretty quick and sneaky on that smartphone, especially with Johnny Law literally looking over your shoulder the whole time.

Prius has McCain/Palin stickers... Crown Vic has Obama/Biden... what bizarre parallel universe did these pictures come from?

Those 5-point harnesses are cool, but without helmets and a roll bar it still won’t pass Tech.