When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie... that’s the Apocalypse.

You were expecting maybe “IHeartGreenpeace”?

But the Falcon can make point-5 past light speed.

Not according to Han Solo. I trust his judgement when it comes to faster than light travel.

I hoping Bruce Wayne becomes Wonder Woman.

Best theory I’ve heard yet. Only thing better would be if Penguin is the father. No, wait! Jerome is the father... yeah, that’s better. Crazier and better.

I’d say you got lucky, and should not expect that to happen every time.

I guess you could try it, but by the time he gets back, he’s already written the ticket.

That’s too mundane for this show. There must be a bat-shit crazy explanation coming.

Yup. Maryland does, at least. If you don’t have insurance on record with the state, you’ll be getting a letter in the mail asking for proof. If you can’t produce it, you’ll be getting another letter asking for a check.

How long do you think the cop will sit there and wait for you to “find” your card after he asks for it? I’m thinking you better be pretty quick and sneaky on that smartphone, especially with Johnny Law literally looking over your shoulder the whole time.

Or to a level of reality deeper than space... hyperspace, if you will...

OK, I get it. yeah, the show is terrible, but awesomely terrible at the same time. I’m loving the crap out of it, personally. One thing I can’t figure out, though... why in bloody hell would Gordon name his daughter Barbara after all the crazy whacked-out shit that his ex-girlfriend has done? I cannot wait to hear the…

Prius has McCain/Palin stickers... Crown Vic has Obama/Biden... what bizarre parallel universe did these pictures come from?

Those 5-point harnesses are cool, but without helmets and a roll bar it still won’t pass Tech.

Matches the driver’s purse.

Something like a 4-wheel dyno? Yeah, they could probably do that. But roads are cheaper and more plentiful. And some aspiring engineer might probably figure out a way to detect one of these, too. Better safe than sorry.

FXXK me.

Nice! My hero!

Highway to the Danger Zone. Just FYI. :)