The words of a very bitter person who never got a full-size candy bar on a trick-or-treat excursion.

It’s unclear whether this latest criticism from the medical community will motivate the FDA to act. For now at least, it seems the smartest course of action if you’d like to breathe easier is to take a few extra minutes to buy a pseudoephedrine-containing decongestant from behind the pharmacy counter. Just—please…

I know, right? Remember when we used to be able to buy codeine OTC? Man, those were good times...

“I don’t imagine Bugatti is happy about these photos.”

“Of course, that’s assuming you are referring to the USA as America, and not the continent of North America or some other entity that included “of America” in its name.”

Not sure if you can consider that “America’s”, since it was built by the Confederacy. Of course, that’s assuming you are referring to the USA as America, and not the continent of North America or some other entity that included “of America” in its name.

I wrote a book. My mom bought six copies. Next stop: NYT Bestsellers List!!!

I designed a mag-lev train for a 2nd grade science fair. Got an honorable mention. A year later, one shows up on the cover of Time magazine. I also came up with the idea of having drink mix in small single-use packets that one could use to flavor a bottle of water. Man, was I pissed when I started seeing them on store…

A new, different (albeit similar) is still an advancement in technology. Not all discoveries are massive and revolutionary. Sometimes the smallest tweaks make the biggest differences.

Yes. I totally thought that was Schumer for a moment there.

Multiple DRADIS contacts...

To answer your first question, yes it can. “Interesting” is not an evaluation of its beauty. It could be attractive or unattractive, as long as it isn’t boring.

who?

Why does there have to be an “acoustical reason”? Can’t it just look interesting?

Not ‘Merica.

‘Merica.

That looks pretty good for having hit “a few deer.” My wife rear-ended a G35 once in hers. Totalled the Metro, not a scratch on the G35. Weird.

Hey, at least this Firefly may last more than one season.

1. You’ve been complaining all along that Gordon is doing morally questionable things, but not being called on it. He finally gets called on it, and you complain about it. I’m thinking this is the setup for him coming to terms with all the shitty things he’s done and deciding to become goody-two-shoes Gordon for…

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na McLaren!!!!