If black people feel unfairly targeted by police, Trump added, there’s a simple solution: “We have to talk to ‘em and we have to build up the spirit.”

This.

Um, yeah. “Willpower”.

Well you can relax then!

I still know the original fan recording opening by heart.

I’m just gonna take this opportunity to remind everyone to watch “United States of Tara.” So, so good. So much excellent Brie Larson-ing.

They’re so concerned about ending the autism “epidemic” that they’re creating actual epidemics out of preventable diseases. Fucking incredible.

I’ll take them seriously the day they put forth legislation saying that the government can mandate that everyone has be typed for organ donation, and you have to donate bone marrow, a lobe of your liver, a kidney, etc if there is someone on a recipient list who is a match, and will die within the next 6 months without…

I feel like the definition of insanity applies here.

That is both magical and utterly predictable.

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

Photoshopped this yesterday, in a response to Erin’s tweet about One Millions Moms going all apeshit over goddamn rainbow-colored snacks.

he doesn’t even GO HERE

Let me tell you all of the times I got caught smoking weed (I am an adorable white blonde lady from an affluent family)

Dude I laughed at the Mindy joke.

“Jus so you know, I’m having a steak tonight. If I have to actually kill a steer, I’m doing it.”

How are this many people so new to the internet? And how did they end up on Kitchenette as their Orientation Day site?!