This isn’t my favorite Adele song. But it is my least favorite Adele song.

Hilarious.. but I hate all religions so.... the more insults about it the merrier... maybe someday the religious will wake up and realize how much of a fucking joke they are.

They’re hurting for parking? Maybe it’s God’s way of telling them to get on a mother fucking bike.

Hap”penis”.... I see what you did there... and I salute you... with my hap”penis”

Another year, another robbery from Parks and Rec.

best app to Kourt? Come on... Khloe all the way... or Lord Disick...

it’s not pro-life fuckery. it’s pro-birth fuckery. everything after that special moment falls on deaf ears with these people.

I haven’t gotten an single thing done at work today because of this update.

YAS KWEENS! GET IT ‘MOS!

Shits fire. Thanks for the suggestion.

YASSSSS KWEEN! SLAY!

An audience of bored housewives? Ok.

Everyone’s entitled to their interpretation of what’s funny in comedy, however, Mindy fucking NAILED IT. Maybe if George wasn’t such a fuckwit interviewer and used a better choice of words and didn’t create a solid moment of awkward silence, she wouldn’t have had to break the ice with such a FUCKING AWESOME RESPONSE.

Why are we even giving garbage like this validation?

I’m not even going to be nice about it... That fucker is a fat fuck.

this would be great! it’s definitely a reach for my short stubby thumb to slide from left to right on the screen.

A Las Vegas “World of Coke”... the jokes write themselves.

With the bigger phones, I would appreciate when reorganizing apps that they don’t auto align to the grid. Literally, make a grid appear when the apps wiggle and let me set them where I want. I don’t like using reachability. I just want two rows of apps right above the dock.... But this has been requested for years.

fuck tevas. get some chacos. much cuter options. especially for women.