So I could spend half a day on this thing, take some pics with a DSLR, put it up on BaT, and make $5k? Nice Price!

If it weren’t for the excessive mileage, I’d say it borders NP. But, it would cost you at least $5k to sort this one out and make it “nice”. Much lower mileage, good condition examples can be had for under $10k

I winter in the Bahamas and need a car that is fast, fun, and goes under water so I can get a look at my sea elevator. I have $1,007,007 dollars to spend. What car should I buy?!

Docking? Pogo?...Pogo-docking??? You can’t make this stuff up, folks.

Any law officers here to chime in? What is the rental agreement for? If you pull me over saying it’s a stolen car, and I show you a rental agreement, what’s the problem? Tow the car because you don’t know how to proceed, sure. Don’t arrest me for legally renting the vehicle.

F*cking star for subtlety

Flip a bitch is pretty common in Michigander parlance as well. My brother always said, “flip a titty”. No one else I know used that one...

I have a wild theory; the driver is an evil, genius, troll. Think about it. A driver with an inflated perception of self-worth, driving an annoying vehicle, with an equally annoying bumper sticker, with an icing on the cake, pain-inducing misuse of a word. All to induce vain-popping anger in every passer by, blogger,…

Now take away the style 5's, it’s a completely different car without them.

Not sure vehicles are comparable when a configuration doesn’t exist. If the F-150 only offered an extended cab or larger, would you fault if for being too big?

Is this it? Is this what we’ve come to now? Who’s little quip can be the COTD? You’re so edgy...

The only difference is that the shortest Ranger has seats for 4, the shortest F-150 doesn’t.

It’s cool, but also a little disheartening to know that your $80k car is riding on the bones of a $25k car.

Not all trends are created equal. This is dumb, in my opinion. Debadging makes sense because you’re removing something that is aesthetically displeasing (or yes, you want your lower trim model to look like something it’s not). Humblebadging adds something that doesn’t belong. Sure, it’ll get a chuckle, but so do…

Does it, though? I have seen it, yes. But, I usually see debadging on higher trims. I did it because it looks clean, and xDrive looks pretty fucking stupid.

What prevents him from being hit by other craft? This is a serious question.

I expected a pun-fest and all I got was normal, constructive conversation. You all are slipping.

How much free time do people have to pull this kind of stunt?

If you have (or are planning to have) a winter set of wheels and you swap them yourself, buy a pneumatic impact wrench. No breaker bar on God’s green earth will shake loose an inevitably seized lug after months in the salt.

Douche identified