Which bracket is Xander Bogaerts in?

♫These are, the Mysteries of Faith♫ 

Don’t leave us hanging! 

Really sick of how full of shit people are.

I thought the most punk thing you could do was gatekeep who gets to be punk.

Can Splinter cut it out with the lame hit pieces please?

How do we know that kangaroo isn’t Matthew Dellavadova? ...Oh wait, it didn’t fall down like it was injured after attacking the man.

And you'll tell anyone you can about it any chance you get.

such a coveted player

They pay homage on rainy days when Browns appear magically from the Coliseum sewer system.

I miss his wife too.

Serious question: do people still enjoy watching football? Like, does the actual act of the game bring you joy? I reduced my football viewing to only Packers games and even then I spent more time apoplectic at the refs than marveling at the acts of athletic prowess on the field. The Super Bowl this year had my…

Fitting that Sevilla wore kits that make it look like they’ve been attacked by a knee-high shark.

That’s a good point. Tom Brady is basically the same person as Barack Obama.

You’re only as old as your lower back says you are.

Bah Gawd! That’s Magary’s music!!!

New England should have seen it coming when Derek Anderson called out “Readyyyy.... down.... HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT”

Really hope Buehler doesn’t do anything too wild on his day off.

Why even write about this? Are we going to ruin Javy Baez’s life over what he did 35 minutes ago? Plus, three of his best buddies on the Cubs said they didn’t remember any interference.