I’m too fatigued to think a moment and make an engineering joke. It’s nuts, I’m not usually such a failure.

Not sure what this story has to do with the Browns.

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

You’ve gotta think RG3 is counting the minutes until he’s a free agent and he can sign with a less dysfunctional franchise, like the Jets, Raiders, or the Republican Party.

Yeah, and that made sense in 1789, when the strongest a military could be is an army of a few thousand men, unarmored, firing slow-loading muskets that had terrible aim. There were no automatic weapons, or planes, or bombs, or rockets, or grenades, or tanks, or night-vision goggles, or nuclear weapons. It also made…

“I said fall GUY not fall woman!”

If they don’t call it the B’Gosh, they have failed.

The math may not be staggering quite yet, but it looks like it’s had a few.

Jerry Jones: No, dip shits. I said, “Let’s get go out there and get some a.m. bush.”

Religion isn’t political, unless you are writing from a theocracy somewhere.

The cursed diffuser killed the bumper mounted turbos. Their wastegate dump tube is the size of my street car exhaust.

Accurate.

20% nicer?

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.

Why is a Nicki Minaj selfie story on Deadspin/AM?

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From last year’s Raiders WYTS: “As a California transplant living in Maryland, I never expected Raider fans to exist in my new world. One day I was at a bar when a douche Niners fan yelled “Raiders suck!” at me (I was wearing my Raiders hat) and out of nowhere, five cholos came out of the woodwork and attacked this…

Pre-emptive STFU about the Ferrari shield. You should not care, at all.

Do you want some more drawings instead?

Put the goalie on a unicycle and you’ll really have something.