As soon as I saw this, I knew deadspin would catch it.

You can almost hear the producer yelling "OMAHA" in the reporter's ear.

Rare is the Ollie that flips successfully.

I like you. You make me laugh

"Obviously we made a couple mistakes–trading for Tim Tebow most notably."

What's the timeframe on something like that? My dad bought a Volvo a few months ago and if they didn't have it on the lot (or one of their three other lots) he'd have to have ordered it from the factory with a wait time of at least a month.

"No {shrugs}. No squeeing. No puns."

Really, can you blame Mrs. Tannehill for readying herself each offseason for a newtown?

I did euro delivery back in december 2003 with Volvo. I was sold because cost was lower, and I could order it exactly the way I wanted. If I waited a few months, I could have gotten a V70R, but when I ordered my V70 awd, the R did not have the discount. The downside is that it takes months to do the whole process to…

Holy shit that sounds amazing. New Volvo shopping commences.....

Are you serious? Why doesn't EVERY Volvo owner do this. I know I'm sold!

Who else was hoping for a Torchinsky byline when they saw this headline?

I'm now cleaning my drink off of my monitor.

He was obviously just trying to protect Cam Newton from getting shot. Guess he failed.

M.J.'s hair, Pepsi commercial, Ferrari..... yeah I'll stay away from this one.

Typical NBA. Everyone around is him getting major contact, but the star ends up whining about being hacked while he's travelling.

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