Pictured: Incognito done in teal.

The incredibly filthy putback dunk is why Shawn Kemp is no longer welcome to the communal guacamole.

I've come to the conclusion that most male athletes are fucked in the head and sports makes the rest of society safe from them until they get old enough to actually understand how life works.

The video cut out just before Southampton's keeper sprinted the length of the pitch and started punching Begović in the back of the head repeatedly.

I fully endorse when players do this. FOOTBALL NEEDS MORE GLORYBOYS

Fan in Chrebet Jersey: [punches woman]
Wayne Chrebet: [Gets placed on IR]

As someone from the Utah area, let me offer a little insight: When he says he was "prompted" to move the big scary rock, he's saying Jesus told him to move it.

As a Texans fan, I am absolutely ashamed of my demographic. We're typically known to be better fans than this and I just can't bel—

*comment intercepted, returned for touchdown*

1968 Security: Go home boys this isn't safe.

If the RR driver reasonably believed himself and his family to be in danger - and let's face it, being surrounded by 100 bikers kicking your vehicle is likely to qualify - then I'd say he's right to extract himself from the situation post-haste. I doubt any charges will be pending for him. On a jury trial, he gets…

Words that harmed no one, because no one even understood what he was talking about, got the show kicked.

There's more New Zealanders than Americans on Team USA

Goddamn Republicans. This show makes me want to shoot an elephant in the face.

today on drive clean we'll show you how to get that brown goo off your cruiseship using a claybar and a little lubrication.

Was it just me, or did it seem like this game (and most of the games this week) were just horribly reffed all round? So much emphasis on bullshit after the play stuff and missing all sorts of big stuff (secondary mugging receivers, etc) happening right in front of their faces.

Not sure if it's the ref's fault or just…

Wow this contest looks like it was designed for me! I've been drawing tracks for years, in fact I missed a whole lot of math and english that probably would've been useful while I drew them in class.

So was Vince Young.

NFL now says Staley shouldn't have even been flagged, so a wrong call by the refs on the field was actually the right result in this case (actually the Niners should have been given a first down and half the distance to the goal, but whatevs)

Staley shouldn't have gotten a penalty for sticking up for his QB after Matthews went all WWE (notice who starts pushing and swinging his hands), so then it would haven been first down 49ers anyway...