Oh, I agree. Nothing will get done, but i think we are seeing a real fracture that will lead to demise. Not suggesting that the demise is now, just imminent. Then again, I’m just some asshole that reads Deadspin and pays taxes - I clearly don’t know what the fuck is really going down.

It’s never easy to watch anything die, but that’s what the GOP is doing. Not sure whether to be scared of or excited by whatever comes next.

Critical omission: Presidential campaigns should not require 4+ years.

I’ll take my conviction off the air.

Hey, Dusty. You want to get a drink?

Did he sleep over at Jessie Ventura’s place?

I guess we’ll have to settle for a ‘trip’ by the Foot of God.

Well, he left traction control on for his ride home. Glad he’s ok, but can’t say I’m surprised.

Beat Writer Lesson #1: Brady does not want to discuss anyone else’s passes.

No matter what your technical interpretation is, I hope we can all agree that this car should be able to park in the garage of its choosing without discrimination.

Pepsi Clear.

Is there anything more 1980s than Trump and Tic Tacs?

This is no bullshit - I have a real data point for you. Have family that live right on the beach south of Daytona. They’re old (because Florida) and refusing to leave citing the height of their home (10 feet above MSL), the sand dune between them and the beach and the fact that “not many people died in Haiti - we’ll…

Yep. Gotta let her ride. Granted, easy for us to say since me thinking about your kid with a messed up ankle is much easier than you going through the same thought process. Maybe she grows out of it faster than she got into it, but regardless, she’ll do it on her terms and not resent her parents for it. I’ll leave…

I’m really not here to defend him, but that picture was from after the last out of the game - which you didn’t watch. Bad Kinja.

I tire of the rote Bumgarner hate from some of the commentariat, but this is hilarious.

Mincemeat?

In defense of SAN, this offer was pure trolling and they sniffed it out. I mean, has anyone everyone gotten into their rental car there in under 30 minutes?

A game were the players are trying to hold down that 5 army bonus by keeping the Middle East out of Europe, but have gotten too lazy about dealing with Kamchatka.

This. And the 24 hour news cycle is the fuel for this industry, perpetually feeding the fire.