Rumor has it they're having big problems with the alarm system on these trucks though. Apparently, every Saturday the truck pops the hood if anyone that has a Costco card walks by - something about wanting members to sample 5+ liters of V8.

Line change results in unnecessary power play.

I heard the news about Takanobu and was shocked!

I haven't seen that many out of place Bradley drops since the Iraq War.

And we really thought moving him to the land of fried zucchini sticks would change this?

DeMarco: [persuses Deadspin] Oh shit, game has changed.

Ah, the elusive N-B-A rhyme scheme.

Amen. The man is known for big decibels.

You're mine.

I feel you, but private school is a reality in parts of the country where the public schools are a nightmare - even for the middle class families. The public school system is broken in many of our cities, which is why many young families tend to leave. Back to cars.

He's twice the man of everyone else in that crowd.

NFL in Lynch Mode.

Thanks for considering my safety PGA! Now I feel safe bringing my kid next year. We're going to get there early and post up about 250 yards down range on the first par 5.

Are you challenging me??!?

"Here, take a few swings so we can assess your swing speed."

I can't stand the Cowboys or Dez Bryant, but that was a catch. An impressive catch at that.

You're witnessing the equivalent of a Rick Perry butt fumble.

I mean, would you want to put YOUR foot in that door?

They were just biling on at that point.

You'd think being so exposed with both feet visibly out the door would be a guaranteed release for Rex.