After watching two weeks of Olympic coverage on NBC Voronov said he got used to being abused.

Fact: She's clearly an idiot.

Immune system blocked, damages own nerve cells, messages blocked, balance and vision affected…falls flat at the finish line…will press on and do it all over again.

You're preaching to the choir. Mind is on a shelf in our living room. I'm getting more and more nervous to transform it…don't want to break anything!

The 458 and the Aventador make me think of Jetfire, which is awesome because Valkyrie yet sad because cartoon'd 458/Aventador.

+…fuck, can't get past the DMB.

Fact #392: When there's a Deadspin post dedicated completely to you, and yet your name is no where in the post, you have yet to hit your big break.

I think we need to cut Benoit some slack here, I mean he lived at the dojo for christ's sake...and she resisted when we wanted to keep both souvenir glasses!

Racers are athletes, too.

Eh. The answer isn't always Miata. How about this for jalopnik'd:

Can't say I'm impressed with UVU's court storming performance. I expected Mormon.

That was actually a nod to his agent, who is also invisible.

Sure it wasn't an Arab box spring? They're usually a little tougher to keep down.

No. For some reason you can still buy that shit.

This match, and duty free shops in Dubai. Equally irrelevant.

"Duh."

Karst Rules Everything Around Me

It's all about the left with this girl.

They aren't his - it's customary to exchange underwear the night before competition in the Olympic Village.

This concludes your Deadspin Eye-Team report.