I've heard of a laugh track, but never a banter at the corner bar track.

When you have a hand in shitty Olympics coverage, you're bound to come down with a case of pink eye.

Hanging out in the hallway with his camera and knob in hand. Call me suspicious.

Leave us in privacy, please. I need some time to bed these in properly.

This makes sense when you consider it's the only scenario where someone would choose Delta over Virgin America.

I'll be honest, I don't expect much from a grown man that prides himself as a "superfan", but I'd expect him to know student athletes can't afford this kind of distraction - let alone a vacation to Africa.

Whooosh!
[the sound of the skiathlon, among other things]

Um, spoiler alert?

And now you know why the the Trololo Song was featured in the opening ceremonies.

Tell me about it. Every time he gets technical I feel like my soul is under siege.

I'm not sure which drop takes the most skill, the one by the guy in the black outfit, the guy with the umbrella, or the Netflix drop ;)

Upon recovery, he withdrew from the opening ceremonies because he felt the course was simply too dangerous.

It's a joke because the NFL is such tyrant when it comes to copyright.

[Patiently waits for David Wilf to be sued by the NFL for copyright infringement].

[Patiently waits for David Wilf to be sued by the NFL for copyright infringement.]

It's like you're riding through New Jersey next to some kid with green hair, next to some hick with a number 12 FAN jersey, right next to some dude who's only left Colorado for the 4th time in his life, right next to some 12-year old with end zone tickets. It's depressing...

Skittles Pope: Dang, security is really tight this year!

Mini Pearl?

two fingers sideways, the sign of a tool.

Yeah, I gathered from the "lol!".