Whooosh!
[the sound of the skiathlon, among other things]

Um, spoiler alert?

And now you know why the the Trololo Song was featured in the opening ceremonies.

Tell me about it. Every time he gets technical I feel like my soul is under siege.

I'm not sure which drop takes the most skill, the one by the guy in the black outfit, the guy with the umbrella, or the Netflix drop ;)

Upon recovery, he withdrew from the opening ceremonies because he felt the course was simply too dangerous.

It's a joke because the NFL is such tyrant when it comes to copyright.

[Patiently waits for David Wilf to be sued by the NFL for copyright infringement].

[Patiently waits for David Wilf to be sued by the NFL for copyright infringement.]

It's like you're riding through New Jersey next to some kid with green hair, next to some hick with a number 12 FAN jersey, right next to some dude who's only left Colorado for the 4th time in his life, right next to some 12-year old with end zone tickets. It's depressing...

Skittles Pope: Dang, security is really tight this year!

Mini Pearl?

two fingers sideways, the sign of a tool.

Yeah, I gathered from the "lol!".

I think you missed the point.

It's great that the Seahawks are going all out with this "12th man" theme during this Super Bowl run, because it's going to really suck when team management inevitably shakes it up and starts all over again.

aaand Lyle Lovett outta nowhere! Don't change RMJ-H.

That explains it. More of a planelopnik guy than a boatlopnik guy.

What are these Grammy awards you speak of...

Clearly a FLIR system.