I felt like Part 1 was lopsided and had generally terrible dialogue. Part 2 was hugely superior to me.

I think you put your finger on something I felt but couldn't articulate. Well said.

Spoiler alert times infinity

And River Phoenix, RIP.

If he didn't want to be bear-raped, he shouldn't have been out there wearing THAT.

The last twenty minutes of Django all deserved bile in my humble opinion. It honestly felt like QT decided to let a college intern finish his movie for him.

Reverse that statement and it's equally true.

…and a Gotham that looks like Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

Here's my episode rewrite: Gordon has his gun in Eduardo's mouth. "I hear you like to eat people," he says. Eduardo smiles. "Gonna be hard with dentures," Gordon says. Eduardo looks puzzled.

I had Chinese captions turned on, and it was clearly Bāng bāng wǒ.

Subtle. I like it.

He just couldn't concentrate with that pointy helmet on.

Well, that's because you attended College rather than attending University.

I haven't time for this, due to my full shed-jewel.

Where I grew up, all soda was generically referred to as Coke:
"You want a Coke?"
"Sure."
"What kind of Coke do you want?"
"A Dr. Pepper."

So that's what that belly fat was from: a distended appendix. And that one weird trick was having it removed surgically.

Junk receptor.

How many Heath Ledger Joker hat tips can we cram into this episode? Well…

Easier to splice it into "I Love the 2010's" that way.

Thus IS rather the Suicide Squad model, isn't it? Bad vs. Evil.