“For some reason, this issue of atomic bombs has become a paramount issue for the Japanese.” - Mike Pence, circa 1945

Spagnuolo later apologized if anyone was offended but his personal animosity toward fat people was because his father had spent years of his life fighting the morbidly obese.

He’s so see-through: his principle ambition is to undo everything the black man did before him. To paraphrase Stephen Colbert: Trump is so hell-bent on undoing everything Obama did, that it wouldn’t surprise me to see him bring out the 7 Thanksgiving turkeys he pardoned and bludgeon them to death with a club.”

Donald is doing his best to solve the Fermi Paradox.

I recently attended the Democratic Convention in California, and most of the attendees could not give a rat’s ass about Russia. They are more concerned about healthcare, jobs, infrastructure and the environment. He’s not as nuts as you may think. 

With all its success, Simmons just should name his new site Can’t Land.

This really opens up the AL MVP race for whoever has the next best WAR  regardless of where his team is in the standings.

“Dammit” backwards is “Tim mad.” [Head explodes]

SO ANGRY!

I think he may have meant “Nothing personal about the specific Japanese guy who won” just you know, the fact that he is Japanese.

“pa, did you and your friends fight and die to protect our motor racing from the Japs?”

Then he hopped in his Japanese made Toyota, picked up some sushi on the way home to eat while watching the race on his Sony tv.

“Frei said in the apology the source of his anti-Japan angst was rooted in his father having fought in World War II.”

They are the true martyrs

Stories about people standing up for themselves/others and being punished for it depress me more than anything else.

Jokes aside, Kanter is being pretty brave about all this.

It’s pretty offensive if Tyra made that joke to the actual child.

barkley rules, is a legitimately funny person, and has good insight. Shaq sucks, is tremendously unfunny, and just really, really sucks