I love how you turned a really cool story into a negative. Cause what this world needs is definitely more negativity.

#WheatPeopleProblems

We tried to forgive and unify with the post Civil War south. They drove the carpetbaggers out and instituted regressive, punitive Jim Crow laws because they didn’t get their way. We should have burned that whole region down, dissolved the states, and treated it like new territories.

If she isn’t new money she’s acting like it. Obligatory:

Damn, that’s rich. It’s always those dudes who boast a little too much about their war service. They’re always complete fucking frauds. I’m looking at you, Jesse Ventura and dead Chris Kyle.

So much mediocrity in 2 sentences.

63/323=.5. Learn something new everyday!

1) you can fire family

RIP Austin Rivers’s career.

RIP 6-man postseason rotations

As if we weren’t already mourning the loss of the American Dream. What a poor show of humanity. The fact that undocumented immigrants could move through and up in our education system was the last gasp of hope for an untold many. No sancuary cities, no higher education, no chance of proving yourself “American”. How…

Well, Charlemagne tha god’s radio show isn’t for progressives, and calling him one is... inaccurate at best, I think.

You’d think our leaders could at least offer our children a modest proposal.

We need to overthrow this fucking government.

SOCCER KNOWS WHAT IT DID!

It fell apart because Dan Gilbert is a crap owner who fell into one of the luckiest draft lottery streaks of all time.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

Shit, that was Rocky II.

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?