It is a well known fact ‘round the San Joaquin Valley that he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. It is also well known that he is a cumstain.

Congrats, Arsene. Too bad all those goals still won’t win you more than a ticket to the Europa League.

You know, just needed a casual hat trick to take the lead in the Golden Boot race. nbd. So he went on and overachieved. Awesome.

This is nothing short of horrifying. CBS needs to fucking stop.

No. He would not be worse. Because he is not selling our state secrets to a hostile entity or making off-the-cuff remarks about North Korea. Mike Pence will be a test of endurance, but not the constant dread of waking up in the morning, wondering if World War III has begun? Also, presumably, he will not be jetting off…

So... do we see fire yet? Or is all this smoke still hiding it?

Umm, in this context, yes it was bad to be loyal to one’s home area. I’m tired of this distraction.

I don’t get it, either. A LOT of people who’ve made spectacularly bad decisions were interesting characters because most people are complicated characters. Can we stop pretending “Well, he wasn’t as bad as ____.”

It’s a shame to have to bring this up Every. Fucking. Time. that someone mentions the civil war and its causes.

Have you ever been called a nigger and threatened? Have you ever been in a restaurant with a white woman and been served by someone with a confederate tattoo? Do you know what it feels like when that happens? Do you know the humiliation, the anxiety, the anger and the sadness that causes? The violence and the murders…

Yup. If you want to discard the fat before eating because you don’t want to chew on a giant blob of fat, good for you, but people who trim the fat BEFORE cooking should just relinquish all meat products to those more informed and knowledgeable. Go eat strained bananas and granola, you headcases.

Do you really think we’re not having nuanced convos about sexism in the Trump administration? That’s cool, thanks for reading!

I, for one, am just glad we still have the CIA to defend our interests in democratic institutions and ideals at home and abroad.

Hotline Josh beat them to it!

So, “Fuck you, got mine”. That should be the GOP’s official motto.

If this were the Middle East, it would go something like, “Despot who wins in unlawful election fires head of feared mukhabarat (secret agency); family consolidates control over the country. International observers decry leader’s decisions and calls for democratic elections.”

Cody Bellinger would like to add in his two cents

I’d say not voting in the open racist and fascist is a pretty good victory for democracy.

We could try bitching repeatedly about how anything less than a 100% progressive is worse than a republican.

If Trump doesn’t do drugs, then what are amphetamines?