She’s clearly being evicted for serially missing and late rent payments.

Yes, but please let me stay home with it and have private time.

Yes, yes I would.

Hats fantastic that he finally figured it out.

kindly, go fuck yourself

Who in the hell starred this...

I’ve gone to a man’s room late at night and he managed not to ass rape me.

No cool frenemy dumping tale, I’m afraid. Just a cautionary tale about work “friends” and social networking. I recommend avoiding both.

Short version: I ghosted her ass.

1996: Frenemy and I stayed up all night on coke. At one point she tearfully confessed that she’d fucked my boyfriend shortly after he and I had started dating - not because she liked him, but because she was “jealous.”

Is Awkward Family Photos still a thing? This should go into their Hall of Fame.

Source? I doubt you can get HIV if someone throws infected blood on you. 

Anti-vaxxers are a menace. The nature of my workplace means hundreds of children are in and out of here every week—and when a parent casually mentions that their kid isn’t vaccinated, it takes all of my therapist cool not to leap across my office and throttle them. 

“Becky with the full cup.”

For those wondering what the living dead looks like.

I *really* want to laugh at this bullshit, but I'm immunocompromised so fuck Becky with the full cup.

2019 word of the year: treason. I’m 57 and I’ve never heard that word bandied about with such frequency and misunderstanding.

Reminds me of the Pro-lifers that murder doctors.  Every life is worth saving unless you disagree with me.

Does no one in America know the meaning of the word “treason”? 

But will there be a spinoff series - based on the book, of course - called “Big House” and, inevitably “Bigger House”?