The fist definitely connects, and the forearm follows through. Yes I watched it loop a hundred times.

When I was in 2nd or 3rd grade, I formed a group of girls at recess and called us the Pegicorn Girls. Because we were fans of pegasus(es)(there’s no good way to pluralize that word) and unicorns and decided that somewhere out there was a liger-like combination of the two. So we galloped around the playground like the…

In all my years of social media use, I never said anything negative to anyone. That changed when I saw Paul Maidement’s smug ass statement on Twitter. It felt good to tell him to fuck off. DEADSPIN FOREVER

Right!!! Especially when you knew the comments were going to be incredible.

I have on more than one occasion skimmed the article, or even skipped it entirely and gone straight to the comments. 

Fuck Paul Maidment.

Death knell. I’m a lurker too, but I consider the comments as crucial to the experience as I do the articles. The Gawker Media universe has been so crucial to helping me develop new perspectives on social justice issues. I was raised in a southern culture where women are seen, not heard, and I would not have the…

Well, they’re deleting all comments insufficiently deferential to Jim Cockwomble, so I guess commenters will be mythical soon enough!

There is one terrible monster...Jim Spanfeller. The best thing about Jim Spanfeller is that he hasn’t died yet, because that means that he is going to die!

You misspelled “vulture”.

/corrections

You know what creatures I WISH were mythical?

Starting a GoFundMe to pay bail for anyone willing to kick Jim Spanfeller in the nuts.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller

I think of this girl

Here’s what I tell the politicians I work for, which is coincidentally the same thing my sister told me before my wedding.

I got my husband to wear my BB cream on our wedding day (SPF 50! Evened skin tone!) and he thinks he looks great in all the wedding photos. He is the best, that is all.

I was able to sequence certain isotopes and discovered the origins of the biofilm comes directly from G/O Media Leadership.  

Yah, we know.