kindly, go fuck yourself

Who in the hell starred this...

I’ve gone to a man’s room late at night and he managed not to ass rape me.

No cool frenemy dumping tale, I’m afraid. Just a cautionary tale about work “friends” and social networking. I recommend avoiding both.

Short version: I ghosted her ass.

1996: Frenemy and I stayed up all night on coke. At one point she tearfully confessed that she’d fucked my boyfriend shortly after he and I had started dating - not because she liked him, but because she was “jealous.”

Is Awkward Family Photos still a thing? This should go into their Hall of Fame.

Source? I doubt you can get HIV if someone throws infected blood on you. 

Anti-vaxxers are a menace. The nature of my workplace means hundreds of children are in and out of here every week—and when a parent casually mentions that their kid isn’t vaccinated, it takes all of my therapist cool not to leap across my office and throttle them. 

“Becky with the full cup.”

For those wondering what the living dead looks like.

I *really* want to laugh at this bullshit, but I'm immunocompromised so fuck Becky with the full cup.

2019 word of the year: treason. I’m 57 and I’ve never heard that word bandied about with such frequency and misunderstanding.

Reminds me of the Pro-lifers that murder doctors.  Every life is worth saving unless you disagree with me.

Man, these anti-vaxxers sure do love trying to expose other people to diseases. 

Does no one in America know the meaning of the word “treason”? 

Was coming here to say the same. Until I read on, that hyphen (or is it an apostrophe?) had me wondering what could Booker have tweeted that would warrant a negative 6.

It really was, and I love reading his tweets because I automatically read them in his voice every time.

Bernie’s own tweet was the best. Thoughts and prayers are hot air; Medicare for All would actually accomplish something worthwhile for everybody.

But will there be a spinoff series - based on the book, of course - called “Big House” and, inevitably “Bigger House”?