They ignore me aggressively at the mall-based Sephora nearest me but they fawn over skinny 17-year-old girls. Like, who do they think has the money to buy their products, the fat middle aged lady running errands on a Saturday, or the teenager with a $20/week allowance?

Leslie Jones is a freaking national treasure.

You just say the word “Spanx” and I am hearing Wanda Sykes talking about Esther escaping.

Ja Rule is a fraud.

No...microwave a raw salmon for 30 minutes.

Hmmmm... Update thoughts:

I have a weakness for 80s sitcoms. 

Plus Avatar was the revival of Ferngully.

This is great news - as long as I can also get a new pair of sweet-ass Punky Brewster shoes, like I had in the 80s!

Lorne Michaels is a perfectionist?  A perfectionist of what?  Mediocrity?

What’s really weird is the whole story of how Punky came to live with Henry Warnimont. Her mom abandoned her at a mall and of course it just makes sense to let the single old male photographer with poor social skills take in a young girl. What could possibly go wrong? They took the first three minutes of a Law &…

Saw it tagged elsewhere—fittingly—as “Flowers in the Attic”

LOST is still streaming on HULU, friend.

This movie really resonated with my wife and I in the sense that we have completely different approaches to ambition and career, but we had such a deep connection after starting to date and we make each other laugh so much that it was worth figuring out how to do the tough negotiation of our lives.  I think Park and…

I took it as them both deciding they wanted a different kind of love than they both had been pursuing, one more based on partnership and family compatibility. I think one of the ideas in the film is that Sasha is chasing “mature” sophisticated men whose selfish behavior results in a really immature love/relationship dy…

I loved this movie, totally hilarious and refreshing, but I thought the execution and pacing were a little uneven. And while the movie belonged to the leads, the supporting cast really made great work out of their parts. I have never loved Reeves more.

Ok, but what about the pile of shit underneath the hair? Can’t fix that.

I bet this dude was on the Fyre Festival staff.

I would totally guilt the hell out of them, via office email thread: “Someone has dug up and taken my succulent plants from an arrangement that was given me because it has been a tough year; my mother is fighting a tough cancer. I would like that back please, no questions asked, as it is dear to me, and MY MOTHER HAS…

Example: I asked my very rigid boss if I could leave an hour early for a doctor’s appointment. She told me to take an hour of sick time along with a reminder that the work day is 9-5. Okay then. A few weeks later, she asked me an urgent question on Saturday of a three day weekend. I responded to her first thing…