...one of the best songwriters of all time.

“one of the best songwriters of all time?” That’s a hot take.

You’re nuts. It’s hilarious and pretty brilliant and for someone that grew up in Oakland during this era of the A’s, it’s nearly perfect.

Lance Bangs is a badass. Moby is Enya farts.

This will get buried in the greys, but whatever.

i know the company line here is to avoid anything you don’t care about but my goodness i’ve legit tried to follow this with every update cuz work is that boring and...i got nothing. what the hell is going on.

I don’t think he can experience shame. And he’s gaining subs.

They’re cute until they are on your eyeballs. 

Except that Tati wasn’t clutching her pearls until Charles posted a competitors vitamins.  So either she was perfectly fine with this all along and only found her moral compass in a way completely unrelated to her perceived back-stabbing....or...yanno...she’s just a petty ass bitch.

Thank you so much for the phrase “mall goth Crypt Keeper.”

Bored, petty, and significantly politically fatigued

God I hate everyone involved

Being a bit generous with the label "adult" there

The’s a real undercurrent of “gay panic”re: JC hitting on straight/non-gay-identifying men... It reads as veiled (or not so veiled) homophobia which is distressing.

That’s the thing that gets me the most. This whole thing was over fucking hair gummies. Just. What the genuine, actual fuck. 

Same. With the exception of that mall goth Crypt Keeper known as Jeffree Star, I only have a vague idea of who these people are. But I’ve been sucked in because I’m bored and petty. :P

Have you... worked in an office... before? Messy drama queens of all genders, mean girls, and Chad sociopaths are everywhere. 

I found myself shockingly drawn into this whole mess. Might be because every bit of media I consume was consumed with it (you should have heard Chuck Todd’s take! Terry Gross got down right salty. Sarah Kendzior claimed it was another example of authoritarianism) It seemed to me from the start that Tati had taken to…

I think it’s sort of hilarious that Jeffree is vowing to stay in his lane from now on. Come on girl, we all know you live for drama. So many people are (rightfully) dragging Tati on Twitter for being a snake. Good luck getting any future potential collaborators to ever trust you! Like, I’m a year older than her and if…

I laugh and laugh at the fact that Tati Westbrook didn’t think a 19 year old wouldn’t have saved texts, dm’s, tweets and screenshots. I could ask my 16 year old for a text I sent her three years ago and within minutes she’d find it.